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Sunday, February 5, 2012

You shall not pass.....

Gopher loves his stuffed animals. He will carry them, cuddle with them, and give them light chews once in a while. His little brother is the same in this and even has a special stuffed Orca that he has been keeping around for some time.

There are a few exceptions to this love of stuffed animals, that changes our typically sweet, fun loving Gopher into a master of death.

If a stuffed toy has the audacity to squeak or make a noise of any kind it will perish in a cloud of stuffing.

If a stuffed toy does not have a squeaker, but shows the tiniest of weakness and a mere tear, or small hole appears in its hide. It will be vanquished from his kingdom as if it has the plague.

This was the case with this Panda, how dare it bring weakness into the kingdom of Gopher. Due to its size, his little brother the Earl of Squirrel was called upon to help the King.

Let the carnage begin!!!


With the treacherous Panda dispatched there was but one thing left to do. Servants (AKA Mom and Dad), please clean the disemboweled creature from my palace while I take a nap.

12 comments:

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    1. Yes they are. I am so in love with Dog In Charge. As I said before in the current climate of uncertainty it makes me smile every morning. Thank you so much for that.

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  2. Too funny!!

    I saw your question earlier, Finn seems to be more loving towards me most times!

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    1. Gopher picked me from the beginning as evidenced in our entry Back to the Beginning from May 2011. Squirrel strongly identifies with Carla so now we are balanced.

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  3. Wow, my kind of Golden. Stuffies must die!!!

    Thanks for stopping by. Welcome to bloggy land.

    KT and Easton

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  4. Hi, we noticed you stopped by our blog. Tucker likes to kill stuffies with squeakers too.

    Gopher is a handsome boy.

    Tucker and Daisy

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    1. Thank you, he is not aware of his handsomeness at all. :)

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  5. Hehe... Bella would approve of this carnage!

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    1. My favorite is the shot that includes the decapitated head on the floor.

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  6. OMD - Gopher and Monty must be brothers!

    Sam

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    1. Perhaps, at the very least related. Thanks for stopping by.

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